espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

jailor:

now she want a photo

u already know tho

u only live once thats the motto badword yolo

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”